Whenever I am walking in a really quiet room, I am mortified by the obvious thrashing sounds that my thighs make when they rub together. I have made several attempts to cover up the noise. Heaven forbid someone should notice that I am fat! So I have tried to stomp my feet especially loud to cover up the thigh-rub noise or "pretend" cough with each step that I take. I recently noticed that Walgreens carries Thigh Chaffing Powder. What a great idea! So to save a little money, I thought baby powder would work just as good. Unfortunately the smooth, silky walk only lasts so long....you soon realize you are scattering tiny little dough balls all over the place!
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
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Are the dough balls edible????
I think I can top your "rasping thighs"! There is nothing like the sound of my stomach flab as it flops and slaps during my attempts at jogging. I have been at the gym (really I have) and have actually held onto my stomach during the "hidden" parts of the track...just to keep the noise down! I know they can hear me coming! Between the gasping for air, the rubbing thighs, and the slapping gut...it's quite a symphony!
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